passion for passion
so where's the fruit

This is a problematic passion fruit creeper in our back garden. It grows as you watch it; it is rampant and aggressive but provides glorious shade over the kitchen window.

It has never fruited.

We have watered it.

We have fertilized it.

It has bees aplenty.

We have used a kids painting brush to pollinate it.

We have given up.

But it produces alienesque flowers every few months and that is enough.